Five Last Second Food Related Halloween Costumes

Much like a ghost ready to jump out and scare you, Halloween is just around the corner.  If you’re like me, you’ve had all year to plan a costume but instead you put it off.  It’s gotten so bad you’ve even considered “Person Who Forgot A Halloween Costume” as an actual costume.  Don’t do it.  It’s not too late.  With our help and a little bit of luck, you can still pull this off.  Here are Five Last Second Food Related Halloween Costumes.

Tapatío Man – All you really need to pull this off is a sombrero, a mustache, and a bottle of Tapatío as a point of reference.  If you for some reason can’t grow a mustache in three days, simply draw one on with a pen, marker, or Tapatío sauce.

Chiquita Banana Lady – All you need is a blue dress, a big hat, and lots of fruit.  It’s not entirely clear why the Chiquita Banana lady wears a hat with other fruit in it besides bananas, but throw in a few apples and you’re set.

Colonel Sanders – A weird tie and lots of white.  Bonus if you have white hair, but if for some reason you are under the age of 113, you can just put some chalk in it.  While a goatee is optional, the bucket of chicken is not.

Guy Fieri – Frosted tips, obnoxious sunglasses, and a loud shirt with flames.  If you only have the glasses and the frosted tips, you may want to go as Mark McGrath from Sugar Ray.  Bonus option for women:  Lady Fieri.

Gordon Ramsey’s Eyes – Think of the bluest blue you’ve ever seen.  Now multiply that by 100.  And add some more blue.  Now dress from head to toe in this color and go around mesmerizing people.  Congratulations, you are Gordon Ramsay’s eyes.

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